Merry Christmas LJ-r's

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My patience has abandoned me, chased away by my students.

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Is Mark Walberg the worst actor in hollywood?

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Did you know that if you eat to much of the cheapo big bag knock off captain crunch cereal that your poo will turn bright green?

Just a FYI

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How did my underwear end up on backwards?

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I really need to find someone who can cut my hair so I look more like Brad Pitt because everyone it try makes me look like a Q-tip.

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Shawn has roller bearings. ROLLER BEARINGS! Only costed $175 but... ROLLER BEARINGS!!! (Geekgasm).

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Esh, I'm a frakin liegjtweight, have they increased the alchol conent in beer?

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I haven't been so scared in years. They were like, everywhere. You couldn't escape. Truly terrifying. So let me tell you, Target at 4 o'clock on a weekday is evidentally "preggo's about to pop" hour.

You've been warned.

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I am in desperate need of a shot of creativity.

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